deuce wellness

colon hydrotherapy & whole life wellness

offering gentle & effective closed gravity colonic irrigation and no-nonsense guidance & encouragement to bring out the best in you.

queer owned & operated

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affirming & inclusive space

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colonics are for everybody!

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queer owned & operated • affirming & inclusive space • colonics are for everybody! •

Fresh Start 3 Pack • $475 •

Fresh Start 3 Pack • $475 •

For a limited time, I’m offering a 3 Pack with one FREE implant for $475 - that’s $75 off.

Whether a first timer or a long timer, three sessions in 8 weeks is a fantastic kickstart for a healthier new year!

2024 is finally behind us - experience the bliss of a clean gut and a calm mind, or gift someone you love!

Looking for a fresh start to 2025?

text 917-209-5860 to book!

no messing around.

  • bright & beautiful spotless space

  • modern & sanitary facilities

  • pure, filtered water & organic supplementation

  • practical, empowering encouragement & guidance

full spectrum infrared sauna available in-office; ask for details!

why colon hydrotherapy?

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why colon hydrotherapy? •

…aside from the joy & lightness of poop euphoria?

clients have reported relief & recovery from serious bummers including…

migraines • leaky gut • candida • emotional & hormonal imbalances • chronic fatigue • cellulite • acne, eczema & psoriasis • chronic pain • vitamin & immune deficiencies • parasites • weight loss • bloating • constipation • IBS • IBD • acid reflux • lyme disease • gout • long COVID • depression & anxiety • colitis • SIBO